• Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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    1 hour ago

    That asshole better not do anything about the LGBT-Immigrant plot to melt the ice caps and flood Florida and Texas.

  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Paper straws are terrible. I feel like there should be more pressing things for the president to deal with than banning them though…

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 hours ago

    It’s a sign of how weak and neutered he is that all he can do is nonsense executive orders that have no enforceability

  • KnitWit@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    For years my reaction to this has always been the same. Who uses straws?

    • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      40 minutes ago

      Straws are for iced drinks and some desserts. I need one often, either so I can have a milkshake, or I can drink an iced beverage without the ice slipping into my mouth.

    • cheers_queers@lemm.ee
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      6 hours ago

      i use them pretty much exclusively but i have a collection of glass ones i reuse. i have a weird thing about drinking from an open cup so i always have a lid/straw.

      • Plaidboy@sh.itjust.works
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        3 hours ago

        I have collapsible metal ones… I bet yours clog way less when you’re drinking a thick smoothie, mine can be terrible. Are yours dishwasher safe?

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          you can get wider ones but mine are standard so they would clog probably, i got my first set here and they have extra wide ones. but now i just grab a set if i see them at Aldi or Ross.

          they are dishwasher safe :)

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    11 hours ago

    Wimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.

    • conc@lemmy.ml
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      3 hours ago

      Ha! Real men use metal straws.

      Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!

  • Blass Rose@pawb.social
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    9 hours ago

    Listen, I’m totally down for bioplastic straws. They’ve got a different texture and are far more brittle, but still compostable and lasts more than long enough for me to enjoy my drink.

    I don’t get why customers at my work hate them so much. To the point some will bring their own straws if we don’t have the regular plastic milkshake straws. It’s weird…

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Compostable garbage is still garbage. In a landfill it doesn’t decompose properly and causes methane, which is worse than CO2.

      Point is, the whole thing is stupid unless we do proper composting. So I kinda get byo-straws.

      • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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        6 hours ago

        What about a noodle shaped into a straw? Even if you toss it out the window at least it’s biodegradable.

        • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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          50 minutes ago

          Saw in an Italian LIDL, noodles repackaged as straws. Didn’t try them but they should taste terrible, especially with hot drinks (and lethal for celiac people)

        • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml
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          5 hours ago

          Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.

        • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          5 hours ago

          Yes!

          Except most of those are only compostable in industrial compost settings. Side of the road isn’t hot enough.

  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    12 hours ago

    If I’m not mistaken he already started a fight against windmills. Paper straws must be an ally of that great enemy.

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      11 hours ago

      I mean… It kind of is. I’m pretty happy. I’m the dystopia we live in got take the small wins