The onion has definitely lost their edge lately. That, and reality had become increasingly difficult to parody.

That looks like fun.

How confident are we that’s really her?

Knowing how well the typical Lemmite picks up on satire, I’m sure there are perfectly sober people on this platform who are baffled by this.

this article is more than 13 years old.

Really, guys?

On June 1, 2025, multiple Tu-95MS strategic bombers were reportedly damaged or destroyed in a large-scale Ukrainian FPV drone attack targeting several Russian air bases—including Olenya, Belaya, Dyagilevo, Ivanovo, and Voskresensk—as part of a long-planned operation by the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) known as “Operation Spider’s Web”.[57][58][59]

I wonder when we will find out exactly how many aircraft were damaged?

No, Instagram, I will not log in to view content.

They’re lucky all their notable dishes are borderline unpronounceable to non English speakers.

Fucking Belgium, on the other hand…

Ah, of course. Although, they did mention coatings to protect the material, but it does sound like it will be more fragile than existing plastic.

This sounds borderline miraculous, and I have a feeling there’s bound to be a catch. I hope not, but I’m just too cynical.

Elon calling someone a pedo is a bit boy who cried wolf, but he may just be right.

It’s amazing how JD vance is respected by absolutely nobody.

Don’t forget soggy, vinegar drenched chips.

That too.

I absolutely love these.

There genuinely were German spies in Britain though.

And Yuuuge codpieces, it would seem.

We don’t know how many of those were in operational condition though.

There are clips floating around of Darth Vader before they dubbed his voice, it completely changes the character, and he just wouldn’t have been as intimidating without it.

Yes, it makes a huge difference.