UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoWhat’s that? Really? Okay, I’ll tell them. Yeah, mine said they’d press the communism button day 1
What’s that? Really? Okay, I’ll tell them.
Yeah, mine said they’d press the communism button day 1