Go shower smelly
Big fan, can you comment on “gooning”?
I’d point my smartphone at him and say “I’m going to shoot you with this cybergun if you don’t write Das Kapital for the natural economy”.
“Was der fuck ist ‘cyber’?”
I turn on the flashlight
That’s cyber, motherfucker. You want me to set it to kill instead of stun?
What natural economy?
Also, I’d say “Das Kapital Volumen Drei und Vier. Beenden es”
Labour is consciously transforming one thing into another. Our species-being or human nature is being able to envision the tool before we make it, and that process was understood to be uniquely human in Marx’s time while we now halfway assign it to other intelligent animals.
Marx’s underlying idea, his most important in my opinion because it’s the root of ecology, is metabolism. Metabolism is the universal natural function of transforming one thing into another. The squirrel, bee, and river all exist through their metabolic functions and the dialectical relationship that organism forms with its environment. They all need a certain amount of A to produce B for the consumption of the higher trophic level. What environmentalism is missing is a hard materialist analysis of the value of that work. We need all of those components of an ecosystem to have a sense of metabolic stability in order for society to exist on top of it, and introducing a metabolic rift between what we demand of nature and what it can produce is the original sin which capitalism sends into overdrive.
My big criticism of Marx as a Marxist is that he predated ecology by a century but all of those ideas are scattered throughout other works. Engels went on to write The Dialectics of Nature which is flawed, but Marx never got around to the thing that would have given us a theoretical answer to climate change 40 years or so before the first observations of it. Marx was the direct inspiration for the bionomics that became ecology, but if he had given a really thorough dissection of how an ecosystem functions economically then I think he could have skipped ahead to something approximating Carson’s Silent Spring in the 1960s. That’d be the work I could give to anyone as the most relevant thing to them.
Holy shit you’re like 200 years old how are you still alive?
“It’s your round Karl, let’s get lit”
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I wouldn’t say a single word to him. I would listen. That’s what no one else did.
IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON STEVEN UNIVERSE DISCOURSE
“Hi Karl how’s it going?”
“Hey man, big fan of linen. Thanks for the good times.”
can I get you anything to eat sweetie? some coffee?
“Now watch this drive”
I would slay zombie Marx, whose soul still lies in the celestial plane while his body rots and yet moves unbidden by nature, in the name of the great Lathander
Are we talking about this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marx_Dormoy ? He seems pretty cool, I don’t think I could summon the courage to talk to him. If he was alive today then that would mean that he survived his house being bombed, so that would make an interesting topic of conversation. Maybe there is something we could learn from this Marx guy.
lead us oh lord! you point, i kill!
Nothing. I’d shove a tab of acid in his mouth and watch the fun.