First, congratulations on escaping the Bad Place 
. Some tips to make your time here the best it possibly can be from one of your Hexbear elders 
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Here posts are called neither Tweets nor Skeets, but rather poops
. For example, “Wow, I really like this poop you made! I will give it one upbear!” -
Mastery of the emojis is essential for communication on here. Hexbears are really only semi-literate, so pictographs are pretty important for getting your point across
. However, be warned that new users are allowed only a single emoji per week until they have hit the thousand post threshold (on average this takes about two weeks). -
This is a website for liberals. However, there is a single leftist on here, and it is me. Hi.
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We don’t have downvotes here
. We used to, but they were being used in a transphobic way so we got rid of them. If you disagree with someone make sure to comment and tell them so in such a way that they will be your enemy until the end of time -
If you look at the top of the website page, you will see a rotating selection of text called taglines. These are all serious and carefully selected by the mod team as representative of our philosophy.
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This is a nonsecretarian space
. Thoughtful discussions and critiques are welcome, but dunking on other tendencies will be removed*
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This does not include liberalism, Trots (liberals), left communists (liberals) , democratic socialists (liberals), or social democrats (fascists)
- Finally, and most importantly never stop pooping. If anyone tells you to stop, keep pooping anyway. Always poop, until the very end.
What’s with the surge of new users from Bluesky? Has that website already gone full reddit or something?
Their “Trust and Safety” guy is a “soft transphobia” shitass who is letting organized bigots stay on the site
because they are technically following the rulesbecause Bsky hates it’s trans users. A lot of people are in the process of drilling some holes in the hull then abandoning ship because why put up with that?Bsky has been doing other fuckery too. Banning Palestinians is the big one I’m aware of.
They let noted transphobe Jesse Singal on the platform, so a bunch of trans folks in particular are looking for alternatives
It’s just bizarre how much of a presence this guy has. I remember reading one his transphobic articles 6 years ago and thinking: “Oh well, this guy seems pretty unhinged and, even though the narrative is quite dangerous to trans children, this stuff is just too obscure to gain any traction.” And yet here we are.
Imagine being a liberal and seeing a dangerous maniac like that join your site and then just throwing up your hands and saying “Welp. I consulted the rules and he hasn’t technically broken any. Guess there’s literally nothing I can do!”
If the rules allow transphobes then the rules are wrong
Right? My five year old nephew understands the difference between “following the rules” and “being good” (or, in adult terms, “legal” and “ethical”). Liberals really do have baby brains.
i posted a version of this on bluesky, let’s see how it does
Bluesky made a long PR-speak thread that basically said “Our rules don’t allow transphobes, they just don’t disallow transphobes.”
I just looked it up and he DID break the rules. Indirectly calling for his sycophants to harass trans people over there. But of course shitlibs are claiming that, because he didn’t do it on bluesky but on xitter instead, it doesn’t count.
Another good piece of advice is if you see a post by me be sure to upbear it. It helps with server maintenance or some bullshit and that’s good.
<- you pressing the button- This is a website for liberals. However, there is a single leftist on here, and it is me. Hi.
the one true leftist??? the legends were true?!Leftists are like male betta fish. Even if you start with more than one, you’re going to quickly end up with only one
It would be different if you had sigma fish
- This is a website for liberals. However, there is a single leftist on here, and it is me. Hi.
Wow, I really like this poop you made! I will give it one upbear!
Look at this dope-ass bear
Peak shitposting.
On Hexbear we post. When we hvae good posts we post. When we have bad posts we post. When we shitpost we shitpost and when we effortpost we effort post. When we have nothing to say we post about what we don’t have to say. In church? Post. On teh shitter? Post. At protests? Don’t bring you phone to protests but write your ideas down and then post later.
All posting is good posting. Never stop posting.
At church?
Not likely
I’m pooping right now!
This is a communal co-pooping space
Can confirm. Am cross-pooping as I type.
until they have hit the thousand post threshold (on average this takes about two weeks).
Me sitting here with only 300 comments after 4.5 years
I’m on 43,000 and I don’t think I’m in the top ten.
Ooh! Just saw I’m 5 posts away from my 1000th
I hope you enjoyed your one emoji for the week
Be gay, do crimes!
MODS? MODS??Oh no new users have seized the strategic emoji stockpile and are returning the emojis to the people!
the whole point of hexbear is to amass as much arcane knowledge of emoji shortcodes as you can to increase your posting power
Good job, you used up your one (1) allotted emoji for the week on this
I’m at 98 (99 now) in just over 3 years.
99
328we should be in awe of your zen in the tradition of !chapotraphouse3@hexbear.net
My main tip is post
well pooped, truly a christmas miracle. upbear’d and bestowed the beanis seal of approval
Did something happen? Is there a blusky user influx?
Also, this account is used by multiple users at the same times, we all have the ability to delete it at anytime but we don’t because doing so has been considered a new form of liberalism.
