I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

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    15 days ago

    Jokingly: “Linux is free if your time is worthless”

    Though this tongue-in-cheek tagline takes the “free as in free beer” misinterpretation of the term “free software”, I’ve always found it a fun way to describe the time investment you’ll need to make if you’ve spent your whole life using Windows before making the switch.