I literally think about this every day. How can I inconvenience these shit heads who block the sidewalk, nearly murder me, etc. All I wanna do is get home safe ffs.

I was thinking some sort of paintball delivery device would do nice (not shaped like a gun I don’t want to die), or maybe something that would subtly wack their car as I drive by? I’m not sure if I wanna get within sticker applicating reach