WTF are you waiting for! Shit or get off the pot you intergalactic squatters! This ain’t the Truman Show, give us communism or fuuuuuck off back to Vegas Prime

  • IHave69XiBucks@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
    5·
    8 hours ago

    Ok so hear me out on this. Do i think what im about to say is the case? Probably not. But BIG IF!! there are Aliens and all the shit theyve been saying about them is true i only see a single scenario that makes any sense.

    Wild speculation based on the assumption Aliens are real and in UFOs

    The Aliens came here to uplift our species and help us get on the right track, kinda like a interstellar humanitarian mission thing and reached out to our governments to let them know why they were here. Then the US government basically said if they interfere in the US capitalist domination of the world that the US would start nuking cities. Basically holding the worlds population hostage in order to maintain their empire. Its the only reason i can think of for why other nations opposed to the US wouldnt just spill the beans, and why Aliens would be here flying around checking shit out and getting spotted all the time.

    If super advanced Aliens wanted to be sneaky we wouldn’t see them. So clearly if all the UFOs people see are Aliens they dont give a shit. And they arent doing much of anything. If it is Aliens in this scenario what theyre going would make sense tho cuz they are taking their time examining US military capabilities to make 100% sure they can stop all the nukes before they take action. While also not caring if we see them cuz their whole plan was to come say hi in the first place.

    You might think like well they’re super advanced couldn’t they easily disable all the nukes? Maybe. But even if that was the case if your civilization is millions of years old then taking a century or so to decide what to do, and carefully plan things out would make sense. Taking a “Wait and See” approach for the time being.

    Also before you say this is unrealistic other than the Alien part this is basically just the Israeli “Samson Option” policy. If Israel would do it why wouldn’t its daddy the US?

    (Remember this is an idea predicated on the assumption of Aliens being here and flying around in UFOs this isnt me saying i think that is the case so pls dont try to debate that with me i dont care. I am happy to talk about issues with this that arent just about the Aliens part tho.)

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      3·
      7 hours ago

      This is literally identical to my thoughts lmao

      Tho if I were to advise whoever is in charge of this whole “Earth operation” I’d suggest they cut the shit and Blitzkrieg our ass, cause our governments couldn’t handle it

      • IHave69XiBucks@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
        3·
        6 hours ago

        If i was to speculate on why theyd be taking so long its probably because theyve got some byzantine bureaucracy nightmare going on where theres like 3 different departments who are based thousands of lightyears apart who all have to come to a consensus on what to do. Even if they have FTL communications somehow it isnt necessarily instant either so they may be spending all this time going around getting approval from all the relevant groups lol. Thats not even taking into account if they have laws about like what technology is allowed to be brought into a solar system like ours. If you wanted to not accidentally give humans some crazy ass tech then the best way to do that is to just make a law like “Only tech that is a maximum of 300 years more advanced than the local species may be brought into the solar system” or something like that.

        If thats the case they may need to seek approval just to bring more high tech shit in so they can use it to disable the nukes. It would also explain why the things crash sometimes. no AGI allowed in our solar system so the poor Aliens have to actually pilot these relics of ships themselves. From our perspective they may look super advanced but from their perspective its a horse and buggy lmao.