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Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do…
[Rhethoric, Moderate, Failure] You honestly can’t tell if this is genuine Republikan merchandise or another Cheetoh joke from Demokrats, you just feel a deep sense of revulsion. Maybe you are some kind of centrist after all?- Yes. Set fire to it, in a way that is normal and incremental.
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[Electrochemistry, Easy, Success] This is becoming a habit at this point. Another one you can add to your list.
I hope this is the only thing archaeologists find from this era
Oh good, it comes with a certificate of authenticity. I couldn’t bear for all my friends to be lead to believe that I possess a counterfeit, imposter Trumpy Trout™
Trumpy Trout™
For 100% true authenticity - look for the
TRUMP_MARK.they’re gonna feel like such an idiot when they find out its counterfeit
people are 100% gonna fuck this thing
You just now Chud Truckly from Cedar Rapids is going to fuck it’s mouth.
Western decline can be shown from how much worse the Trumpy Trout is than Big Mouth Billy Bass.
I honestly need to get on the right wing merch grift
$60
grift grift grift grift grift
When you’re down and troubled
And you need some lovin’ care
And nothin’, nothin’ is goin’ right
Close your eyes and think of me
Trumpy Trout™ will be there
To brighten up even your darkest nightGd I’m leaving so much money on the table not getting in on these grifts
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that immediately gets put in an attic or garbage.
Or it gets put into the bedroom. But in the drawer with the underwear so wifey doesn’t see it.
Trump undies may be viable because they can’t be seen by anyone. But I just know some Trumpet is going to sag their pants down to their knees like it’s 2002 to show off their Trumpkini.
Trumpkini
Yuck!
I have zero qualms about separating shitheads and their money. The problem becomes when they don’t leave it in their attic. It’d be easy to make Trump shirts, but then people wear them in public to signal minorities aren’t welcome.
It’s like trying to profit off klan robes by making low quality products. Even if you’re ripping them off, you’re still contributing to hate culture.
I genuinely can’t tell if this is a bit or not I fear
Looks like somebody found a place to stick all those “Trump headed dildos (women only)”
