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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

The foorprints... this was premeditated.

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The foorprints... this was premeditated.

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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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    So did this guy just blast his own legs with shit to own the libs?

    Very on brand for the conservative brain trust

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      No, because this didn’t happen. Someone just slapped a caption on this picture. I mean someone shit on the floor definitely. But it wasn’t a crazy conservative trying to own libs.

      Don’t take everything you see on the Internet at face value or else you will have a bad time.

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        If I can’t take things I see on the internet at face value then I’ll also have to discount your completely unsupported assertion that “someone just slapped a caption on this picture”

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          OK well Starbucks has tile in all bathrooms, not VCT with brown cove base on FRP walls.

          Plus, it’s a bad 'shop.

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          This is your right.

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      • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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        That poop looks kind of sus. I’ve always suspected (this is an old picture) that they didn’t use real poop. It looks too powdery.

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          I’d say fake poop is a more plausible explanation here than the caption being real.

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        I mean it could’ve been a crazy conservative trying to own the libs. Don’t fall into the trap the AP did with JD Vance’s couch.

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          deleted by creator

          • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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            The AP said “no, JD Vance did not have sex with his couch” even though they couldn’t confirm that he actually didn’t. They meant to say there was no evidence he’d done so.

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    Man, if you’re shitting like this on the reg, you ain’t long for this world.

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      sees username

      My condolences.

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    A technically correct shit post, the best kind of shit post.

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    Such perfectly fine consistency, just like

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      Parkour?

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