Ohh, they weren’t CPUs? (like in >!Hyperion cantos!< by Dan Simmons)

I prob just assumed it/headcanoned it bcs just the batteries is ofc stupid.

would kill people

(Crashing your “computer” doesn’t usually fry your CPU, just crashes the software, nor does 100% CPU load necessarily crash your PC, just keep the CPU cool and within safe amperage/voltage specs)

Yes! But they have spares, and hot & cold redundancies. Just wait for the reboot, the robots do all the admin work (wait, the Matrix robots are not furries? Another stupid script inconsistency/decision!)

And now try with a bit less cheese/a smaller ass.
You gotta find a spot that those brainholes can still process in real time - it’s not just the point to see at what size your butt crashes the system, but also to see what’s the max butt size you it can still successfully process twerking - the true cosmic clappening.

Imagine billions of people thinking at 100% capacity about every detail of your butt.

Well, that’s a challenging Linux install.

It will however run Doom as is.

Oh no, but I need to buy a new buttplug every day!

Wait, I’m not American, nvm.

Tbh thats just one step less than how it normally works.

The things at the bottom of some paws?

I thought it was meant figuratively (the dead person passing on the revolver), so all the atributes listed were about someone who killed himself only after having children. Instead of just ending the curse.

Edit: ohh, sorry, I was super unclear with the “and live” (should have said at least like “and lived long enough”).

The loser, the one who decided to carry on the family curse and live, a selfish man.

I mean, it’s the hardest & most big-assed thing I can think of (beyond just running a buggy code with a memory leak).

I was also about to write about zooming infinitely into a particle but it didn’t seem funny enough.

Do they even process it or is the goal just to have plastic waste but with extra steps?

Oh, they can break it down.

I’m barely people.

The greedy pigboy does not wear a dress that well.

Bcs we lack the infrastructure for them not to require a car & obviously want car companies, roadworks, and petrol industries to continue having huge profits.

Being notified about Raspberry Pi > raspberry pie > cream pie delivery.

Yeah, this is the thing that didn’t make the Matrix chars realistic to me - I would innately try to crash the system. Not abandon it, just crash it, wait for reboot, you know, find the limits, really make peoples brainholes in those comfy pods work for it.

Sure, ofc I would spawn a trillion wheels of cheese over a city.

Naturally I would grow my ass that big it would dwarf any super-massive black hole (and in the process make sure Uranus gets into myanus).

Absolutely I would kill all other processes to see just how good it can run Doom.

You think I wouldn’t install the most cursed and most blessed of mods?

Don’t forget Reginald!!

This is why advanced aliens would just blow up a city, to like see what it’s like underneath.

The highways are even worse.

Oh, right, forgot about that dude.

I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).

Don’t forget that it’s just as much about technique as it is about the instrument(s).

Omg I would totally eldritch blast all the (human) things!