Doxxing Incoming:

Actually they’re really cute

OK, fine, I’ll leave. But could you hold this bar of soap for me while I gather my things? Just gotta pick up my garden hose to take it with me…

Nothing wrong with keeping a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man

Oh shit, oh fuck.

bathing with your comrades is good for morale though

piss_owl

Ban me then. Go on. I dare yuo

i’m banning dirt

piss_dirt_owl

it’s full of piss

You have to reframe it to make it more palatable; it’s not dirt, it’s an artisanal terran patina.

Y’know I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the Dirt_owl