Melchett: President Joe Biden has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory over Trump!
Blackadder: Ah, would this brilliant plan involve doubling down on genocide and oppression while attacking the left?
Darling: How could you possibly know that, Blackadder, it’s classified information!
B: It’s the same plan that we used last time… and the seventeen times before that.
M: E-e-exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! Doing precisely what we’ve done eighteen times before is the last thing they’ll expect us to do this time! There is, however, one small problem.
B: The fact that he’s plummeting in the polls and everyone under 35 is calling him “Genocide Joe?”
M: That’s right! And President Joe Biden is worried that this may be depressing the base a tad. So! He’s looking to find a way to cheer them up!
B: Well, his resignation and suicide would seem the obvious route.
Melchett: President Joe Biden has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory over Trump!
Blackadder: Ah, would this brilliant plan involve doubling down on genocide and oppression while attacking the left?
Darling: How could you possibly know that, Blackadder, it’s classified information!
B: It’s the same plan that we used last time… and the seventeen times before that.
M: E-e-exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! Doing precisely what we’ve done eighteen times before is the last thing they’ll expect us to do this time! There is, however, one small problem.
B: The fact that he’s plummeting in the polls and everyone under 35 is calling him “Genocide Joe?”
M: That’s right! And President Joe Biden is worried that this may be depressing the base a tad. So! He’s looking to find a way to cheer them up!
B: Well, his resignation and suicide would seem the obvious route.
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