If you ask “Are you a whale?” I will ignore you and your question will not be relayed to him (he can’t read, because he’s a—FUCK [“I’m a whale!”]
What’s your favorite place to go to/you have been to? I guess those could be separate answers.
“The restaurant [patio] we sleep at because [@allthetimesivedied] lets me out of their pocket.”
Creamsicle is precious. Is that a bandage on his tail tho? What happen?
I found him with a partially-detached tail, an injury on his side, and a mostly-detached horn (he was supposed to be an anatomically inaccurate narwal or something, I just took it off). He doesn’t remember anything before that. I forget where I found him, as well, but I know it’s been almost a year—he was supposed to be a birthday present for my friend, but I hurt them so bad they didn’t want any of their birthday presents.
Hurt them physically or mentally?
Whats your favorite genre of fiction?
“Whale fiction.”
Does Creamsicle enjoy creamsicles? Whales surely must be lactose intolerant, but maybe they’d think it’s worth it
He gets confused when he sees one.
understandable, citrus and dairy is a weird combo
I actually love them, personally. Creamsicle gets confused because he is also orange and white. He gets confused by oranges too. He’s just a baby whale, so he’s dumb as bricks.
well, thank you for taking care of him, Halloween must be very confusing
He was staying at a friend’s house last Halloween, but I’m sure you’re right.
Is creamsicle eepy?
“What?”
Feeling sleepy with no thoughts in mind, just silly little brain fluid
- urban dictionary
“Yaaay!”
I keep biting my lip in my sleep and I’m worried it’ll get infected, how do I stop myself from doing that?
“Krill!”
What’s the deal with airline food?
“I don’t know!”
cozy enough?
“Yes!”
What is his favorite video game to watch you play?
Also, this isn’t a question but: He looks like a Goldfish cracker. :3
“They don’t play video games!”
And:
“I am not a fish! :angery:”
