Even Muad’Dib started out small.

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

Stroke without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can’t repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

The power of christ compels you

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.