Upvoting because I saw this earlier but it was a .webp so I couldn’t easily share it but this is a .jpeg so I can, thank you!

I like Mullvad browser

Reminds me how Woody Harrelson’s dad was a contract killer

Hey, watch what you’re sayi—waaaaiiit a miinnnuuute

Damn that character is terrifying, well done. I might have to check out your horror games now

They needed the actual phone to take this photo

The person with the anime profile pic has the “no under 18” emoji (🔞) so they probably either make or share NSFW content. My guess is the OP checked out their profile and found Nintendo and Omori NSFW stuff and responded with a targeted quip

It’s already happened. I don’t think there were any Trojan Horse-style jokes unfortunately

Get Stonetoss meme templates out of here

You don’t count cards in poker. That’s blackjack

Only if you play for less than 2 hours though

From a post elsewhere on lemmy

EDIT: I realise now that this is posted in animememes and I have no idea who that character is… Perhaps this makes sense in context

You forgot the “slop”

Men are never trusting women smh

You accidentally said “homophonic” instead of “homophobic.” A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another but with a different meaning, e.g. “weight” and “wait”

When I was doing long distance runs, there was nothing more I wanted afterwards than some chocolate milk

Libraries are basically the only remaining third space, but they don’t fill the same need as the original commentor. Libraries don’t have places for kids to run around, be noisy, and climb things. That would be awesome though

I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”

EDIT: never mind i completely misread it, you are correct

Quandale Dingle

Name checks out