No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called “Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack” while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.
Turns out this isn’t controversial at all lmao.
but hell yeah let’s call it “boardwalk socialism” and we’ll all drink and play mini golf
the peoples’ golf
Calling my post-rev mini golf & laser tag place PPW but instead of Protracted People’s War it’s the Pew Pew War
*edit: or Protracted Putter’s War
Don’t compare it to that
Golf is a bourgeois and even neo-feudalist sports, considering the resources, land, and wealth needed to make, compared to soccer or basketball…
The revolution must have bread but it must also have bottomless mimosas and a Jimmy Buffet cover band.