No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called “Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack” while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.
The USSR absolutely had trashy beach towns.
Wanna go to a trashy beach down with a big statue of Lenin in it
Lenin statue wearing a dozen shitty leis placed by drunken spring breakers is a damn mood
god, you and me both.
Putin actually annexed crimea because he wanted Sebastopol