No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called “Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack” while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.
Oh god getting PTSD from episodes of Jersey Shore
I’m not including any of the Jersey ones in this assessment
NJ isn’t trashy beach towns, it’s beachy trash towns
Kiss’er where it smells, take her to New Jersey!