• WayeeCool [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      That Prius driver in Florida that went John Wick on a Republican politician that decided to shoot at him during a road rage incident? DNC should hire him and create a drill team of professional duelists on retainer.

          • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            9 months ago

            Thank you!!

            Edit:

            After Kuczwanski’s BMW drifted out of its lane while heading north on Thomasville Road, it hit a white Prius, sparking a clash between the two drivers. The cars then pulled up into a parking lot and the other driver confronted Kuczwanski about hitting his car.

            The other driver eventually went back inside his car to wait for law enforcement officers but Kuczwanski is believed to have then rammed his BMW into the driver’s door. He also allegedly pushed the car sideways in the parking lot.

            After hitting the white Prius with the driver inside, Kuczwanski shot at the car, the report said. The other driver also brought out a gun and fired back into the BMW’s windshield, hitting Kuczwanski.

            Jfc! Real “fuck around, find out” hours

            However, his wife Rebekah Kuczwanski said that he was “trying to get away from a man shooting at him”.

            “You’d try to escape too! He was trapped and assassinated!” she wrote on Twitter.

            She added: “Our whole lives are shattered. The children and I, his friends and family, so many who adored this wonderful, kind, loving man who would do anything for anyone. We are all devastated. The whole world lost a great man!”

            Lmao

            I feel a little bad for her - her psycho husband had previously been in trouble with the law for road rage, being in a car while the driver is losing their shit is fucking terrifying, and witnessing your spouse’s mortal injury would be horrific - but that’s some hilarious rewriting of history right there.

            “Assassinated” 😂😂😂

            • LeZero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              9 months ago

              You can’t FAFO around the Liberal Driller (this story has been living in my head rent free since I heard the Chapos riffing on it)