hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agoEmbracing medieval peasant brainhexbear.netimagemessage-square145linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down10
arrow-up1192arrow-down1imageEmbracing medieval peasant brainhexbear.nethexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square145linkfedilink
minus-squareJoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 years agoPeople will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 years agoImagine sunbathing the one place on your body that’s quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed. Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
minus-squarethe_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years ago forbidden strip 💀
minus-squareSupFBI [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoYou don’t goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 years agoI want to look and feel my best, that’s all the justification I need
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 years agoT-T-T-TAINT TANNING
People will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
Imagine sunbathing the one place on your body that’s quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed.
Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
💀
You don’t goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
I want to look and feel my best, that’s all the justification I need
T-T-T-TAINT TANNING