

Does Stats have an evil brother named Story?
Sure, this is him:

And a daughter named Lol
And another one called prologue
Is he a viking skald? Like Storri Sturluson?
Not shown:
William Beard
George Hammer
Kilometer Irishedit: (Dread Pirate) Robert Smasher
Don’t forget STATS’ brother, HISTORY. And the bartender/moral sounding board
<Followan>
I’ve always thought “Guinan” sounded a bit like “guide” so yeah. “follow”…
Or STATS’ fleeting love interest Nataliya Neyr
The mother of rival Commander Cellar?
Let’s not forget John’s mischievous foil, O.
And our chief engineer Jordan Le Hearth.
O, you say?

Smasher? I barely know her!
Commander Raker: That’s never stopped me.
There’s the Prime universe, the Mirror universe, the Kelvin Universe, and the Store Brand universe.
Stats! 🤣
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That’s Nemesis. This is from Insurrection.

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