Mondays are a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.

11 is more than 3 😡
Baby shoes worn’t
New Baby Shoes
It’s a pretty mundane story.
Cylinder is stuck
Humanity killed earth.
Humanity killed humans.
Earth will be fine
70-90% of earth’s animal species are slated for extention before the end of the century. Old growth forests can’t regrow in the same way after wildfires, insects are the foundation of all pther life and are facing extinction, the ocean is becoming too warm and acidic to support life causing mass die offs of oceanic flora&fauna. Earth might recover after a few dozen thousand years of evolution. But it will never be the same.
rewritten by machine on new technology
🎵 Internet killed the video star 🎵
🎵 Humanity killed the biodiversity star 🎵
Humans kill everything.
Also
Humans fuck everything.
That’s no fart.
Confirmed
Today is Monday.
Jar vs man
Who could forget such classics as “The piss drawer” and the “The poop sock”
…covered in piss
I tested positive
Well, at least one thing in life going positive
“Maaaaybe get tested…”
:(
A sad story
Trump is president
Trump’s President Again.
Trump’s Third Term
Trump’s not leaving
So no head?
almost, almost, nevermind
Read the news
(Works whether it’s pronounced present or past tense!)
That is just devious. No escape.
In this economy?













