evitanretla

One of a number of possible choices or courses of action.

Not an alternative (if you live in germany).

Denial is pretty high on my personal go-to list, have you tried that yet?

Stale Parsnip

Masturbation

We kill the batman

The alternative of what?

I guess how, why or when are all good alternatives.

All rules are inversed. Maximum speed signs are now minimum, government pays you 45% of the pay you give to the company you work for, you can only marry withing your family (like royals),

Hmm… Hmm… Either I’m missing something, or you didn’t mention the ‘alternative of what?’ part.