Who would win, the anglo media brainwashing people that the chinese are zombie cannibals or the actual chinese with funny memes about birds we can all relate to?

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因为我的脑袋跟脖子样宽

试shì探tàn

试 v. try, test
探 v. try to find out, explore, sound / scout; spy / visit; pay a call on / stretch forward

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