Tesla's long-delayed Cybertruck will be priced starting at $60,990, over 50% more than what CEO Elon Musk had touted in 2019 and a cost analysts have said will draw select, affluent buyers.
Unsurprisingly the Muskrat lied about everything else too
“Well, our market analysis returned: ‘lmfao, no one who spends more than a minute thinking about their purchases will buy this TRON looking truncated shit wedge’. So we decided to capitalize on their insights.”
”We decided to pivot to another tried and true marketing strategy: say that this garbage is so expensive because it’s meant for rich people, not some ordinary pleb.”
”We decided to pivot to another tried and true marketing strategy: say that this garbage is so expensive because it’s meant for rich people, not some ordinary pleb.”