No defenestration?

5 years later: John, thank you for all you’ve done, but we’re taking the company in a new direction. This is Steve, we poached him from another company where he increased revenues by 30% even while shrinking the customer base by 50%. He’ll be taking over for you. Good luck with your future endeavors.

Sadly, in real life he be fired and blacklisted from the entire industry.

Windows moment

Making the product good is difficult and expensive, so that’s a no.