At this point I’m sure they’re just entering shit into a chatbot to spit out these posts. I’ve been noticing the prominence of the em dash in a lot of them
Trump says to his trusty aide “I AM YELLING A LOT IN ALL CAPS. PUT THIS IN A POST…” And the aide being lazy as fuck puts trump ranting antrophic constitution commander-in-chief must obey war with iran. The AI vomits up some stuff. And the aide edits it as needed but is so lazy-dumb that they don’t even bother to remove the evidence - stuff like the em dashes.
One day we’ll have one more stupid internet meta-meme like Poe’s law/Murphy’s Law/Hanlon’s Razor/Goodwin’s Law, that says something like “Never assume artificial stupidity is necessary to surpass human stupidity” with a dozen links to pre-LLM word salads it’ll be great
You just gave me the idea of the beginning of a story.
One day Trump stops appearing in public. It’s not even clear where he is. Is he sick? Is he dead? But Trump’s Truth Social posts keep coming out. Then the Trump account posts a ridiculous low quality AI slop vid of Slop Trump doing stuff. He’s his helicopter. He’s on Air Force One. He’s playing golf. He’s in a war meeting with a map of Iran. He’s at his desk in the Oval and maybe he’s doodling? He’s in a theater on Broadway speaking odd Latin phrases with an AI Jim Caviezel.
Libs - of course - are excited beyond belief. They assume Trump is incapacitated or dead. But they get a shock. Chuds say it doesn’t matter if Trump is alive or dead. But of course he’s alive. But if he is dead - so what? He’s still the president. Despite the obvious fakeness and oddity of the vids - as time passes even normie GOP voters say Trump is still the president because digital Trump is good enough. Chuds start opening threatening violence if Slop Trump is blocked from completing Regular Trump’s term. And they want Slop Trump to be the 2028 nominee or bad things - very, very bad things - will happen.
At this point I’m sure they’re just entering shit into a chatbot to spit out these posts. I’ve been noticing the prominence of the em dash in a lot of them
I imagine this…
Trump says to his trusty aide “I AM YELLING A LOT IN ALL CAPS. PUT THIS IN A POST…” And the aide being lazy as fuck puts trump ranting antrophic constitution commander-in-chief must obey war with iran. The AI vomits up some stuff. And the aide edits it as needed but is so lazy-dumb that they don’t even bother to remove the evidence - stuff like the em dashes.
One day we’ll have one more stupid internet meta-meme like Poe’s law/Murphy’s Law/Hanlon’s Razor/Goodwin’s Law, that says something like “Never assume artificial stupidity is necessary to surpass human stupidity” with a dozen links to pre-LLM word salads it’ll be great
You just gave me the idea of the beginning of a story.
One day Trump stops appearing in public. It’s not even clear where he is. Is he sick? Is he dead? But Trump’s Truth Social posts keep coming out. Then the Trump account posts a ridiculous low quality AI slop vid of Slop Trump doing stuff. He’s his helicopter. He’s on Air Force One. He’s playing golf. He’s in a war meeting with a map of Iran. He’s at his desk in the Oval and maybe he’s doodling? He’s in a theater on Broadway speaking odd Latin phrases with an AI Jim Caviezel.
Libs - of course - are excited beyond belief. They assume Trump is incapacitated or dead. But they get a shock. Chuds say it doesn’t matter if Trump is alive or dead. But of course he’s alive. But if he is dead - so what? He’s still the president. Despite the obvious fakeness and oddity of the vids - as time passes even normie GOP voters say Trump is still the president because digital Trump is good enough. Chuds start opening threatening violence if Slop Trump is blocked from completing Regular Trump’s term. And they want Slop Trump to be the 2028 nominee or bad things - very, very bad things - will happen.