Obama putting on a magic show

Uhh, let me appear

Obama doing a pop music themed Halloween costume:

Uhhh, let me be Cher

obama explaining the purpose of christmas caroling

Uhhh, holiday cheer

Obama but he’s ordering Indian cuisine

Uhhh, I’ll have paneer

Obama getting into vore stuff, and he really wants a giant Michelle to slurp him up like rice pudding

Uhhh, let me be kheer

no you’ll only get a negative dilute obama

Obama becoming jealous at how much more useless the Labor Party are than the Democrats

Uhh, let me be Keir

Obama but he’s an old guy making a request:

Uhh, prithee dear