A woman who threw her poo out of her date’s toilet window because it “would not flush” had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she “panicked” and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.


Girl, cut it in two.
can’t even open this fucking link in an incognito tab without being forced to do a captcha that fails no matter what and I want to fucking shoot someone over it
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