InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down10
arrow-up1122arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareStrayce@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoPerfect for eating my tactical bacon
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoCanned bacon: GIRLIE, GAY, COMMIE, BAD Tactical bacon: STRONG, POWERFUL, MANLY, ALPHA I bet tactical bacon costs at least three times as much. But what can the chuds do? Being ALPHA ain’t easy or cheap.
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Perfect for eating my tactical bacon
Canned bacon: GIRLIE, GAY, COMMIE, BAD
Tactical bacon: STRONG, POWERFUL, MANLY, ALPHA
I bet tactical bacon costs at least three times as much. But what can the chuds do? Being ALPHA ain’t easy or cheap.