InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down10
arrow-up1122arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 months agoTony: “Why ya just sittin’ there, Toucan? If I had wings I’d be flyin’ everywhere.” Leprechaun: “Ah - leave 'im alone - ya filthy striped bastard. He can’t fly now.” Tony: “Why?” Tony: “'Cause he’s tumescent!” Tony: “Oh.” Toucan: “Follow my nose…”
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoIt isn’t cocopuffs without full cock.
minus-squareRuncible [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoisn’t his name Lucky?
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 months agoTony is seared into my brain due to me watching several lifetimes worth of tv before I was even 20. But I was too lazy to google the other guy’s names.
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoThe thing that made him lucky was the Christmas ham he had in his pants. They changed his name when woke happened.
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Tony: “Why ya just sittin’ there, Toucan? If I had wings I’d be flyin’ everywhere.”
Leprechaun: “Ah - leave 'im alone - ya filthy striped bastard. He can’t fly now.”
Tony: “Why?”
Tony: “'Cause he’s tumescent!”
Tony: “Oh.”
Toucan: “Follow my nose…”
It isn’t cocopuffs without full cock.
isn’t his name Lucky?
Tony is seared into my brain due to me watching several lifetimes worth of tv before I was even 20. But I was too lazy to google the other guy’s names.
The thing that made him lucky was the Christmas ham he had in his pants. They changed his name when woke happened.