If I escape with clown shoes and a pogo stick, are the cops going to chase me in the same manner? Asking for a friend
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I’d prefer it. Meet crime where it’s at, you know?
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But instead they gave the e-bikes to the police.
So I outrun fat cops on bikes with my bike instead of fat cops on foot. Not really a problem since those fucks don’t know how to ride a bike over anything but the flattest straightest roads.
They’ll just deploy the hose cops.
There’s a Fast and Furious movie in here somewhere…
I could get behind that. Me and my… family…
But are fat tire bikes the best option? Or are they chasing bad guys in snow and sand? 😂
Well, you see, they look cool.
At least you’ll know that they’re coming! LOL
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I hope it works - there’s a real need for enforcement. In NYC I constantly see e-bikes driving on sidewalks, going the wrong way on one-way streets, and running red lights. They’re a real threat to pedestrians, and the police aren’t able to do anything about it. I was happy when e-bikes were legalized here, but now I would vote to ban them again unless something changes.
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The two situations are not really comparable.
Driving on sidewalks because there are no bicycle lanes preventing you from being crushed to death by an emotional support truck.
Going the wrong way on one-way streets because it hardly matters on a bicycle since one-way streets were created for cars specifically.
Running red lights because solely cars can ride the Green Wave, bicyclists have to stop at significantly more traffic lights.
Unsurprisingly, the authorities have taken notice of this, and are now making use of e-bikes to catch crooks on e-bikes. Talk about fighting fire with fire.
But e-bikes aren’t the fire…?
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