The entire meme makes me laugh but this is by far best…
Moisturized.
There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
NGL, he is one of my favorite members of US Congress. Rather than doing evil US politican stuff and taking part in running empire, he seems to be fully focused on his unapologetic crusade to defraud Republican donors and PACs. He doesn’t even do the deranged culture war stuff like all the freedom caucus weiedos. I also find a type of deep honesty from him compared to other congress members due to literally everything he says being a lie, no matter how minor or unnecessary.
Probably the only person alive who fits the term “scallywag” or “rascal”
David Roth nailed it on CTH when he got nostalgic about how during the local TV debate for his congressional campaign Santos just copied the other guy’s answer right down to the brand of ice cream. a once-in-a-generation talent
who is this?
The president America truly deserves
President Santos on Aaron Sorkin’s influential political TV drama The West Wing
ah ok, im pretty sure ive only ever seen one picture of this guy other than this one
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Is… is this real?
It’s real - as far as I know. But I didn’t do a reverse image search to check for absolute certain.
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We need to clone Santos. Imagine the grifting power couple that two of him could make.
I think it’s gonna come out that this guy is in possession of some incriminating sex tapes
