Cumhammer 2K23: in the grim darkness of the present, there is only cum

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    There was an episode of Law & Order: SVU where a woman used this to get pregnant with rich men’s semen (she’d drug them first) and then sue them for child support and then abandon the kid somewhere

    Yeah, it’s Law & Order, you’re not gonna get anything decent out of it

    • glans [it/its]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      and there was the episode of Voyager when Seska stole Chakotay’s jizz to impreggers herself (or said she did, I could never follow the arc)

      • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        1 year ago

        She stole some of his DNA which was enough to impregnate herself (supposedly), but when she gave birth it was actually half-Cardassian half-Kazon because she was shacking up with Maj Kulla of the Kazon Nistrum. No ultrasounds in the Delta Quadrant (well apparently the Traibe ships that the Kazon appropriated don’t have them?).