WASHINGTON — John Fetterman’s internal pendulum has reportedly shifted to far-left ideology following a second ambiguous health episode, according to sources close to the Senator.
Maybe if we bonk him just right he’ll turn into a Maoist for a while, and start eating expired MRE’s in an overturned T34.
Yes, but this is a news story about real things that really happened. John Fetterman is actually wearing a dirty ushanka and sleeping on a bed of failed revolutionary flags as we speak. Everything must serious at all times.
Yes, but this is a news story about real things that really happened. John Fetterman is actually wearing a dirty ushanka and sleeping on a bed of failed revolutionary flags as we speak. Everything must serious at all times.