WASHINGTON — John Fetterman’s internal pendulum has reportedly shifted to far-left ideology following a second ambiguous health episode, according to sources close to the Senator.
Maybe if we bonk him just right he’ll turn into a Maoist for a while, and start eating expired MRE’s in an overturned T34.
Ah, the cure for fascism! Many scientists believe that it is possible!
So sick of this historical revisionism. In reality the french developed a 100% effective cure for fascism quite some time ago.