If you had shown me a few years ago a story about a corporation that makes its money by making the Evil Machine That Destroys The World That Also Sucks At Its Job and capitalizing on the loneliness and suffering of people who feel they have nowhere else to go, I would have thought its message was a little too in-your-face. Everything about this sucks.

At the council of BRICS, Xi said “The entire supply of USD must be gathered and cast into a volcano. One of you must do this.”

Following an uproar of fierce debate, the small voice of a techbro piped up.

“I will go,” said Samwise Altman, “Though I do not know the way.”

EDIT: credit to lldsaye wanted to @ at first but I can’t tell if those are Is or Ls

Gee sounds like there’s some kind of epidemic happening with people’s mental states and the system is wholly incapable of responding to it.

so this means you’ll invest in creating a system where those in danger of suicide or depression will have the resources to actually talk to people and work out their problems?

yeah, we’ll make sure everyone has access to a chat bot therapist to get them through tough times.

Gee I wonder why people aren’t having kids and making america white again? Must be the [INSERT MINORITY HERE]

Bleak.

there should be a medical term for wanting to kill Sam Altman