@Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 17 days agoWhat are your favorite funny, sarcastic, and at least slightly chaotic quotes and / or unconventional advice?message-square6fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareWhat are your favorite funny, sarcastic, and at least slightly chaotic quotes and / or unconventional advice?@Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 17 days agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
One of my favorites is: “Never lie, never tell the whole truth, and never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.”
“Futility is freedom”