• Onno (VK6FLAB)
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    5 months ago

    Except that the humpback whale will reproduce long before that marine biologist loses his virginity.

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      5 months ago

      Well yes, humpback whales reach sexual maturity by around 10 years of age (some much before then it seems). A marine biologist is still practically in it’s larval form at that point.

      (Yes, yes, I know that wasn’t what you meant, but I couldn’t help myself)

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      5 months ago

      Hmmm, let’s see:

      • Can’t even spell “can” correctly. (dumb)
      • Bad attitude towards animals. (mean spirited)
      • Paid for premium. (desperate)

      Yeah, I don’t see women lining up around the block for this catch of a human being.

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      It’s like Wyle E Coyote finally gets an ACME rocket that’s fast enough to catch the road runner, only to go zooming by the roadrunner on an upward trajectory headed for the moon.