Wrong kid got a lobotomy

Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails

Hussy!

It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

Solution: play through two mirrors

It helps to be a liquid

Oh no, what does Lisp Machine think about vaccines?

Oh sorry, I forgot the determinative. 💦3st

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dusts off Insurrection Alpha

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What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Several beings perish each cycle from this

Fluffy gorl

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

Dehydration was never an option

I could pet 3 isopods

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.