if you borked you gettin corked

Thanks. I tried looking at the people the Unabomber killed and I couldn’t find shit

In the words of the almighty Megatron - “I accept! I accept!”

Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

Hop in the Spruce Moose, Smithers

well if you beat the game they don’t win

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

A place to moisturize

ok but who won

what a shattering experience

forever

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

huehuehuehueh

If the orcs had their way, they’d have some Hobbit inside of them too

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They’ve been a pink wall this whole time?

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You mean mr family guy himself?