I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

So there’s no Brank to bank on, just a probable Brank to possibly thank of?

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

I see you are a disciple of Satan

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.

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I fucking knew it! The world’s fate was always in the hands of traumatized horny teenagers!

what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now