You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

You’re a rockstar!

Virtually every main cause of death on this list is falling or getting struck by a vehicle.

Yeah kids hate chicken nuggets

The first movie was James Cameron’s anti-capitalist masterpiece! They have the technology and medicine to heal the parapalegic protagonist but don’t want to spend the money on him. They can sucker him into military service for their interests however.

Is one more unrealistic for you?

The United States was still using hanging as capital punishment until the early seventies.

“Treat.”

“Another treat.”

People are using his likeness to gain attention and probably money. They could go and record those jokes and rants themselves but nobody would be interested in listening.

You enter the hallway. There is a door in the north wall with a red handle that says “Do not open.” There is also an open door in the east wall with first class seats in view. What do you do?

I don’t think saying “Edge” would have the same comedic effect.

For real. Is the stork just chopped liver?

I want to believe.

You might be giving them too much credit for thinking about what they’re doing.

Not south, though… Oh God, not south.

Dr. Styles!

Waluigi numba one!

Bring your best dancin’ boots!

It was an ethics board and he showed everyone it was a sham.

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Baldur’s Gate 3

Alan Wake 2

Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

Super Mario Wonder

Resident Evil 4