All that enshitification takes good planning.

Lame duuuuude! Hurray! No lame duck at all.

That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

You’re not alone. Just call 1800SG10000 they will…oh who an I kidding! Yeah you’re alone. Man I had to vaguely remember anything about the russian star gate thing. I didn’t even remember it had that dhd thing missing. You better forget enough. You’re on your own buddy!

Hopefully the head went in the same direction as the rest of the body? Abruptly.

Remember when russia had a star gate and then the US broke theirs so they had to use the russian one? Ah yes. There was collaborative partnerships but now they have thrown all that away to satisfy putin. russia will be announced like they announce Peru or Chile…the little nation that is troubled but somehow still makes the news. But it will take a long time. First they gotta lose the war, they’re taking their own sweet time doing that but they’re getting there. And then probably a decade to lick all the wounds. And then…news 10! At 10! Watch as Vlad the Propeller, the new ruzzian leeder trips over a microphone cable! It was hilarious 😂😆!..

Some will get lots of valuable experience. like for example getting split into 357 pieces. Where else will you ever get that experience anywhere?

Nah, first you gotta get comfortable for a couple of years.

It’s basically pig butchering for social networks.

How do you get H5N1? It’s not airborne, don’t worry. Just walk slowly 6ft behind other people. I keep repeating this because it’s true.

It’s not like you’re going to be going to Walmart to actually purchase a perfect vessel for transferring viruses and or bacteria from the origin of the infection thru the sick chicken’s ass to your own mouth. Cooking 🍳 it will definitely fix eeeverything!

It was probably a stray bullet that was oppressed at home and it just ran away on day (the same day as the landing was scheduled for)

Well said. Maybe there’s more to do in the hardware, software and general computing training such that the layman could safely deploy their own Website like we used to be able to do. Then everyone could have their own servers at home like some of us do. True decentralized communication.

Lemmy would be great for dare I say it…church congregations for example. Schools, mechanic forums, unofficial student associations like alpha Kapa whatever. ETC. it’s a momentous opportunity.

How about to each his or her or their own? Like let Texas be the oil smeared radioactive smelling shithole it wants to be?

May our collective military boot action find the correct metaphorical set of balls to kick onto the legal concrete. I want those balls to make a nice social media pop noise.

If you paint the chord in camo you can leave it there and no one would know.

If you give me 15 minutes of your time and 200 dollars I can make you a millionaire! It’s called drop shipping and with my weird little trick the hunnies will love you!

Oh this old thing? I can’t even see it. Without my glasses 🤓. All you gotta do is think of the ugliest person and it goes away during the day.

The new president elect works alright but it’s fucking annoying when he’s talking. I rather think of Rudy. LOL.

Yup. Plus ebola is definitely not airborne if you walk slowly 6 feet behind everyone else.

The joke is on him because Jimmy will be using a coffin ⚰️ for gloves. It’s not illegal!

Sonobabich!

Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.

Good thing guy underwear doesn’t give one fuck about the shape of the penis. They either mush it into the crutch to defeature the shlong, or they let the whole thing just flap around under loose shorts.