Exquisite

sign-carrying license application poggers

i’ve had to talk to australians a lot recently & it makes me really mad so it was refreshing that coworker absolutely chudded out post-zoom & started coming up with theories for why they are innately evil & asked me if something bad happened to people’s brains in europe. not quite the reality but i didnt push back on that. it’s just frustrating the way they act like they’re a sovereign nation while complaining about having no, you know, sovereignty, & it affecting all their day-to-day decisions

There is a pool of orange Thai tea cum on the top of it in fact. Marvelous. No more trend food tho I started it by making birria we r gonna get diabetes

At the current rate I will go thru 5 cheesecakes in 12 days but we already hit peak cheesecake yesterday & it’s more like the cheesecake shale oil period so that’s dropping

I have been called out for eating two entire slices of basque cheesecake (a third of it) in my defense it was tea-flavored

I want to advance humanity to the next stage by any means necessary 🩸🌑

SMASHED A MOSQUITO WITH MY FOOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT

Continuing to ponder the Eldritch Truth (that you can post whatever you want)

[2026-04-21] @FungibleWorker:

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[2026-04-22] @latinapolpot: At some point u just gotta accept your tolerance crazy

@SnotnozeSaleem: An entire dispensary pre-roll gets you high for exactly 14 minutes and 59 seconds

Wow, I have never seen anyone saying “the new CIA weed isn’t strong enough”. To veer from my normal weed boasting I will say this horrifies me. I smoked an entire preroll like 5 years ago & got so scared I stayed up most of the night hiding in the park because I didn’t want to look at anyone on the way out.

Could this be due to too much raw THC & not enough other shit? I don’t want to be superstititous

Very cool

🔜⏳🥦🏰⚒️🔥

I’ve seen this “conspiracy theories make it easier to enslave people” shit repeated on here for all kinds of subjects, but the Epstein one made me ragequit the site for like two days

Japan already proved the empire’s administrators will gladly commit economic suicide to maintain their position. To be honest, I think they imagined they were better partly because they’re white & the historical origin of imperialism, feeling invulnerable

Not a military expert at all but I have seen a lot of Israeli journalists freaking out about the current state of things, at least 4 dozen major strategic sites hit, towards the end IRGC hit a large power plant providing a good chunk of their energy idk which part of it though/how long it would take to fix

No More Frogcubes

No More Frogcubes

Didn’t read this btw, which is allegedly something you think is actually desirable in communication software. People not seeing posts that were intended for their reading. I am simply too noided not to notice all of these sites are the same thing under the hood & can be represented in each other’s formats. None of them are “for” anything.

It should probably facilitate discussions then 🤯 you can just silence & deprioritize notifications. The point is having it all in a unified feed. RSS does that well, but adding the RSS notifs of important shit + messages is helpful.

People often need to continue conversations to clarify information & elaborate… I can’t believe I’m saying something this obvious. Shades of Mastodon users justifying suicidal design choices that were later rolled back here.

Nice ad for one of the apps that constantly pushes instances in the World (which blocks VPNs, nice privacy dumbasses!) social graph in multiple interfaces that are not adaptive to user experience

https://lemmy.world/post/11967676

If you encounter an issue where you cannot post or comment, but voting is functioning correctly, it is most likely because we have implemented a block for VPN & Tor users.

Specifically allowing VPN voting 🤔 what a curious choice. Lemmy.world users are so stupid that they don’t even see the difference between having an anonymous account & having their IP scraped by random former Reddit mods. Raised in a barn, perhaps?

It’s crazy how unmotivated y’all are to form actual social links online. Notifications are actually very important for people who treat platforms interchangeably.

I mean if you want to fuck a Californian who is now a methhead, good for you, but they don’t tend to get very hard.