If you’re a pro, then you know coaches.

Coaches who you could engage on friendly terms to say “Hey, can you coach my kid? And if needs be, let him down gently?” - see what they think of his potential, and if they need to be the one to tell him he is unlikely to make it, then it’s going to be easier coming from then than from his own Dad. You get to look like you’re backing him by sending him to “one of the best coaches in the business” and then console him when they deliver the rough news…

Ooh I hope you enjoy it! It’s a steep learning curve but once you start getting the hang of things it becomes very addicting.

Because it’s fucking epic and amazing fun! A true gem. Buy the DLCs when Steam Sales come up and it’s actually not all that expensive, given AAA games are hitting £80 at new these days, getting a game that’s been extensively fleshed out with DLC for around the same on sale is a bargain, and the game play runs incredibly deeply. It is one big management tapestry, optimisation of your planets, your sectors, your systems, your leadership, your scientists, your fleets etc etc etc - there are so many ways to play it. It’s fucking amazing and the music kicks ass.

Ginger Luckey is the name of a horse, not a human.

Truly the only therapy that will work for the FElon.

Boost?

My ex’s mum would make this at Christmas and it was horrifying.