Hyperion, anyone?

I second this motion.

Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.

What if my instinct leans towards extrajudicial execution rather than imprisonment? 🤭

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

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This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

I’m using it from now on. There’s no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.

I’ve never heard the term “gotcha day” before. It’s cute as fuck.

Large Marge fucked me up.

That’s rough. My family is the only thing in this world I give a shit about. I’d have killed myself years ago if it weren’t for them.

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