(alec baldwins character did actually shoot a guy at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later)

Red touching yellow, friendly fellow

Red touching black, that’ll kill Jack

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.

Nice strawman, strawberry. The point is that avoiding honey to reduce possible harm is vain at best.

But since you want to talk about meat, I’m curious about your opinion of hunting.

Do you know how animals die in the wild? The lucky ones get hit by a car and die instantly. The rest die from disease and starvation, both agonizing slow deaths, or they are literally eaten alive by predators.

If the aim of veganism is to reduce animal suffering, surely you would support ethical hunting, right?

Do you personally grow everything you eat? If not, animals (and humans) are absolutely harmed in the process. Commercial agriculture, even organic, kills huge numbers of small animals and destroys habitat just to prepare the soil, not to mention all the insects killed by pesticides. Farmers will also kill deer, wild pigs, birds, etc. to protect their crops. And agriculture in some places still relies on child and/or slave labor.

!foodcrimes@lemmy.world

photographic evidence

I took a shit the other day - they don’t want you to know this but it’s true - took a big, big shit, a really beautiful, big… big shit, I stood up and said, “Wow, that’s a big shit.” People are saying it’s the biggest shit they’ve ever seen. Lots of people are saying it, it’s true. People come up to me and say, “Mr President, sir, we’ve never had shits like that before.” And Kamala Harris, Fartin’ Kamala - I call her Fartin’ Kamala - she wants to take your toilets, folks. No more toilets, that’s what they want, it’s crazy. I had more toilets - thousands of toilets, beautiful toilets. And now you have - they’re killing us on toilets. It’s a disgrace. My plumber, he’s the most amazing plumber, folks, he’s always doing the pipes and the… Y’know what he tells me? All our plumbing is coming from different countries, bad countries. Why aren’t we using good American pipes? We’re gonna bring back American pipes, people. It’s terrible what these foreign pipes are doing to this country, awful. We had a beautiful deal with China, it was a perfect deal, but now they’re killing us - you know what goes in those pipes? Gas, and many, many other things, but gas - really powerful stuff, very powerful. They wanna take our gas, folks. It’ll all be electric, electric cars and… all the other things, electric. If I win, we’re getting rid of the electric, no more electric, folks, it’s terrible, it really is.

who even cares,…? fukc jeff benzos… cant belive he jus own the rivers now smh

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

Try squinting. I see white and gold normally but blue and black when I squint.

Lost Cause myth

This is for people who don’t want their SO to see Tinder on their statement

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

They do but it’s always sold out

We call it the USSS for reasons that should be obvious to a German