So how dumb does that make the average american?

Nah, don’t ‘what about…’ this.

SocMed has become some kind of coduit factor to be considered in the first instance as a matter of course. Such is the command it has over some people now.

You know what really aggravateses me is them immigants. They want all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain’t even bothered to learn themselfs the langwich!

Moe Syzlak

Like and otter with his favourite stone

It’s a totally outrageous paradigm.

What are the symbols on his halo?

Or something Star Wars

Legit

I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.

A Donald duck

Took Aragorn that long to get kinged

Black riders on spiders

How old are these kids? Because those books get impressively eloquent as they advance, not to mention disturbing:

A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed.

Are kids gonna love that or wonder what the hell he’s talking about? I can’t decide.

The Rob Inglis version is good, discounting his singing.

Yeah, I know, that’s like the first thing they teach you at returning school

That’s the question, Horatio.

I think there are surprisingly few poisonous ones out there, and fewer that could actually kill somebody.

Maybe something where people don’t put shit like /joking because they’re petrified of downvotes

Plenty of countries are far ‘better’.