You have to watch Starship Troopers. One of the best satirical military action films of all time.

If you think electric bikes are bad, you’re a fucking idiot.

Anderhmians-fu
Vulkerns-fu
Federmahgerdation-fu

Nah, the guy just fell asleep. I remember the /r/photoshopbattle post from the guy.

Is your picture of Discovery era Werf?

Not gonna lie but Captains in Shuttlecraft Getting Coffee would be amazing.

It’s because people chase karma. If you post early and something witty usually you’ll get hundreds of upvotes. For some people that’s a better dopamine hit than almost anything.

Well that ought to kill any tourist travel to the US. Way to go drumpf! /s

I wonder if the Dunedain Jaw existed. Or maybe Numenorean haemophilia?

Imagine showing up to sickbay asking for help.

“Doc get the medical tractor beam out. I’ve got a doozy of a sitch for you.”

It’s only like 50 times removed since there were about 50 generations between Elros and Aragorn. But even that really isn’t much closer genetically than two random strangers on earth. 50 generations is a long time to stir up the genetic mix.

I’m sure nothing bad can come from spraying a liquid to help out with problems we’re having.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Beach%2C_Missouri

Riker strikes me as a Class 8 probe type of guy. He doesn’t need the taper of the lower class probes but the girth of a Class 9 is a bit too much for him.

If you mix your own juice why not slowly decrease the bicotine in the mix until it’s nonexistent? That should ween you off the nicotine and you won’t have to worry about it.

Going the way of tumblr? I’m sure it will work out well for them. /s

I am a native speaker. The pronunciation difference between those two words, even though one doesn’t actually exist, is only the vibration of vocal cords in the final sound. It’s like belief and believe.

Why censor fucking but not fuck?

Kimli: I have taken my worst wound at this duty assignment… having looked my last upon that which is fairest. Henceforth I will call nothing fair unless it be her promoting me.

Parisolas: What was her gift?

Kimli: I asked her for one pip from her golden collar. She gave me none.

Party Compilator. Is that a landing party compilator or a birthday party compilator? Either answer is acceptable.